bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

hornyspice:

People who actually buy music from iTunes.
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safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

cisphobequeen:

stunningpicture:

This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son

congrats, ma’am. It’s a Printer Error.